Swiggity Swag, don’t trust that mother fucking nightmare stag
Picture it: Best Supporting Actor goes to Jared Leto! As Leto approaches the stage and begins to speak, the orchestra swells with a rendition of “Hip to Be Square”. Leto clutches his Oscar in terror as Best Actor nominee Christian Bale races to the stage, axe in hand. After the incident, Ellen Degeneres makes a cute joke about the whole thing.